“Always do sober what you said you’d do when you were drunk.“The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” ― William Butler Yeats.“Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean, against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people.”.“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” - G.K.“People are not addicted to Alcohol or drugs, They are addicted to escaping reality.”.“Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need.“Not to get technical, But according to chemistry ALCOHOL is a solution.”.“Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” - Seneca.“Step Aside COFFEE This is a Job for ALCOHOL”.“I followed my heart & It led me to ALCOHOL.”.These cool pics will surely leave you in splits and make you laugh with or without liquor. Pour yourself a shot of these funny alcohol quotes and get high on the lighter side of life.
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